01 你无法用钱买到幸福。因为你没有钱。

You can't buy happiness with money,

Because you don't have money.

02

男女之间一定有纯真的友谊，因为每一个认识我的女生，都说最多只能跟我做朋友。

There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.

Because every girl I know told me that we could only be friends.

03

你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人，但是红包可以。

You can't wake up someone, who doesn't want to text you back.

But money can.

04

比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是一个人没有钱吃火锅

What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?

That you can't even afford the chafingdish.

05

你不努力一下怎么知道什么叫绝望呢?

If you don't try, how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?

06

虽然你单身，但你胖若两人。

Though you're single, you occupy twice the space.

07

好女孩只得到了好字，而漂亮女孩却得到了所有。

A good girl has good reputation. A pretty girl has everything.

08

你以为他是不会表达，其实他只是不想跟你讲话。

You think he is being clumsy with words.

But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.

09

以前觉得靠关系的人一定很无能，接触过后发现人家样样比你强。

You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.

After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.

10

不努力的女生，会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场。

努力的女生，你就没时间逛地摊了。因为你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店!

Girl, if you don't work hard, you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.

But if you work hard, you won't have time for all this!

You can only work overtime and buy things online!